Readers of a nervous disposition please look away now - the following blog post contains pictures of a graphic nature which many may find disturbing.
Before:
Please excuse the mucky trainers - at this time of year I only tend to get my legs out when I'm going for a run.After:
Let's just say Famous Dave's fake tan was not a resounding success. Please note the tide marks around my toes - believe me, it looks even worse in real life.My legs look like they've been creosoted and my sheets are stained in a most disturbing manner.
David Dickinson eat your heart out.
To be fair, the leg part looks fine. But I'm afraid I did have a quick snort at the tide mark toes. Now repeat after me, 'pale and interesting is no bad thing'.
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oh dear.......... but is it a reflection on me that I find the part about running the most alarming..
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